And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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