Already got asked if we're dating
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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