yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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