508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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