I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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