okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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