So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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