You really coming over, don't trick.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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