if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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