So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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