You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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