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I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(678): I stuck it in and pulled it out (1-678): Did she like it? (678): She giggled? (1-678): She liked it http://tfl.nu/eiw1

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(519): View more from Ontario

duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.

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(519): duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function. http://tfl.nu/u3j5

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.

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(859): Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out. http://tfl.nu/0ttb

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(206): View more from Washington

She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.

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(206): She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again. http://tfl.nu/x87e

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(740): View more from Ohio

He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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(740): He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick. http://tfl.nu/4s44

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...

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(828): I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos... http://tfl.nu/fyfs

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(313): View more from Michigan

My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.

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(313): My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission. http://tfl.nu/o1g8

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(901): View more from Tennessee

No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism

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(901): No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism http://tfl.nu/00o3

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(716): View more from New York

It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving

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(716): It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving http://tfl.nu/l18z

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.

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I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them

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FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT

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(256): I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship. (1-256): I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them (256): FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT http://tfl.nu/i1rw

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(419): View more from Ohio

I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.

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(419): I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems. http://tfl.nu/2nf8

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(850): View more from Florida

She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.

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(850): She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off. http://tfl.nu/vexh

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(815): View more from Illinois

When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome

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(815): When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome http://tfl.nu/kf51

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(734): View more from Michigan

It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.

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(734): It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles. http://tfl.nu/qtkj

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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.

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(313): I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it. http://tfl.nu/dmoy

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