nut hugger
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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