So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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