Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
A bitchslap is in order.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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