Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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