gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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