how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
This is my gift to your gina
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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