The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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