I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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