I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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