kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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