Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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