Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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