I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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