Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just want nice things and good sex
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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