Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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I could fuck to npr.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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