So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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