Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
high people should be assigned attendants
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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