Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
