is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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