I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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