I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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