I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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