Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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