Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
