you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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