Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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