i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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