I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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