Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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