32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I can't turn off my feet"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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