its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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