she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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