This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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