is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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