In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize