My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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