I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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