last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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