Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Your mouth is God's brothel.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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