The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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