You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?