did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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