I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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